Internal Memo


Dear employees,
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy,
Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of
age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire
Aged People
Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the
SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been
RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering
Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and
SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for
Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early
Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or
SCREWED any further by Management.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT
(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided
itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do
not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor.
They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.


Enjoy the Holidays!

Sincerely,
The Management

كتبتها:bent 3ayla على الساعة: 9:14 ص

تعليق zabratfromgeneva ...

OMFG

is it doing this way among your companie.....
I'd rather work for the devil

29 يناير، 2009 9:32 ص

تعليق bent 3ayla ...

come ooooon, just a joke, but a funny one!

29 يناير، 2009 9:47 ص

تعليق غير معرف ...

chouf bent 7oumti tjangel bel angliz

29 يناير، 2009 10:25 م

تعليق samsoum ...

loool
come on girl, this is going to be a big orgie :)))

This note must have been for our administration employees :))

I am Kidding of course

30 يناير، 2009 6:59 ص

تعليق ولد_تونس_الخضراء ...

A very funny Management letter. What is funny, that it contains too many valid points that so many companies are trying to do to face the world wide credit crunch and economic crises. I hope that no one of our friends will be considered by the above... "أمّا تنقش بنت عايلة" زعمة من عندك ولاّ اندرا منين؟...

30 يناير، 2009 5:45 م

تعليق bent 3ayla ...

لا خويا، ايميل جاني من وراء البحار.
كلنا ف الهم موظفون

30 يناير، 2009 5:57 م